Friday, December 23, 2005

And Now Your Answers - Day 198

People, my people, my fine people, my fine, fine people. I thank you all for baring your souls to Blog Jesus. And now I shall answer your questions and lift you up where you belong:

HFB asks:

I've lost my copy of How to Influence People and Make Friends, so I've decided that the best thing to do is call everyone I meet a bastard and spit a lot.

So, my question is: what is the major export of Guatemala?

Blog Jesus answers:

The government doesn't want you to know this, but the major export is dog shit. It's in your cereal.

Labbie states:

Blog Geez,

I'm not asking a question, as per your instruction. Sure wish you could give me some good advice for the weekend, though...

Blog Jesus responds:

Here's my advice. Come up with a great post honoring me on Wednesday.

I am taking Monday off. The final two editions of "Ask Blog Jesus" will start on Tuesday.

Right foot nailed.

As always, I look forward to making your world right again.

- Blog Jesus


At 11:56 AM, Blogger Pops said...


This all begs the question: who's doing the nailing? I don't necessarily want to do it, but it would have been nice to at least be asked.

At 12:51 PM, Blogger 1 said...

on your way out, you chicken-shit, can you leave the keys to the kingdom?

when's the going away party? i'd like to give the midget porn artists some notice.

At 8:20 PM, Blogger Labbie said...

Blog Geez,

One post honoring you and all you've done for us (or lack thereof) is forthcoming for next Wednesday... Should I play some sad song in the background?

In Him,

ps: Is GD a midget pimp?

At 2:41 AM, Blogger OldRoses said...

Dear Blog Jesus,

Since you are leaving us like that other Jesus, does that imply that you will also be returning at some future date like that other Jesus?

At 5:16 AM, Blogger killarjoe said...


Tell me why I'm obsessed with sending pictures of my cock to random women from the internet, and why am I such a pathetic loser?

At 12:55 PM, Blogger Danikabur said...

Should I interupt my search for JG while I search for you? I think I'm close to reaching her so I'm not sure you want me to stop.

Then again since you are leaving I may have to rethink that shrine idea.


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