And Now Your Answers - Day 194
Before answering any questions, it's announcement time. Blog Jesus will be leaving the Earthly coil after my 200 day of answering questions. I feel that if your world isn't right after 200 days of my shoveling this shit then you're doomed. I invite everyone to scoop up as much advice as you can over the next seven installments. And now on to the regular opening:
People, my people, my fine people, my fine, fine people. I thank you all for baring your souls to Blog Jesus. And now I shall answer your questions and lift you up where you belong:
R.U. Serious asks:
Blog Daddy J
Is it just my imagination or does making fun of Labbie raise my worth in your ministry?
Blog Jesus answers:
That Johnny Cash photo is what raises your worth. Everyone makes fun of Labbie and if I were to reward people for doing that then it would get as bad as the Special Olympics.
Labbie asks:
Blog Geez,
Washington beat Dallas, Indianapolis went down to San Diego... Is this the end times?
In Him,
Labbie
Blog Jesus answers:
No just a bad day to be a professional gambler.
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Consider the right hand nailed.
As always, I look forward to making your world right again.
- Blog Jesus
posted by MPH @ 8:39 PM
12 comments
12 Comments:
The perfect showman, Blog Jesus. Leave 'em wanting more. My question is, do you think they'll want more?
Why do you have to be such a bastard? Didn't I give you a sandwich? What, that wasn't enough for you?
Where are you goin?
Blog Geez,
Will there be a second coming? And who will I turn to to make fun of me?
In Him,
Labbie
Hottie Haschem:
Does my love of being tied up and dominated really affect my place in heaven? Afterall, I am jewish and figure I'm pretty much fucked out of heaven to begin with...right?
PS: Excited about your birthday bash in 4 days?!
Don't forget to go out with a final shot at black folks. Gotta love you for those.
Beej,
Whore.
Sorry, that's supposed to be a question.
So: Whore?
Also: why are you such a quitter?
Oh, sorry...question format. Imagine my embarrassment...well, I came here so right there I couldn't avoid embarrassment.
Anyway..
Aren't you just a darling, dear Jezzus, for all those amazingly funny shots at black folks?
Blog Daddy J
Did Labbie just ask if you are going to have a second orgasm?
Does this mean that Duff is going to be unemployed? Sorry, Duff. Bummer. Especially to get dumped, I mean fired, during the holidays.
I will be so lost when you leave! What will I do?
So exactly what did that mean in my Christmas card...I got the other day??
Have a great day!!!
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