And Now Your Answers - Day 190

People, my people, my fine people, my fine, fine people. I thank you all for baring your souls to Blog Jesus. And now I shall answer your questions and lift you up where you belong:

Duff asks:

dear boss~

what do you want for christmas? keep in mind that i'm trying for the prestigious "employee of the year" award.

oh, and my budget is 50 cents.

Blog Jesus answers:

I know a homeless bloke who will cut off one of his toes for two shiny quarters. Nothing says Merry X-mas like severed homeless toes.


Labbie asks:

Blog Geez,

Whew! What a weekend! I hooked up with the ex, and, let me tell you, it was like a bad acid flashback... Only this one involved cake. At any rate, will we get back together and live happily ever after?

In Him,

Labbie

Blog Jesus answers:

No, she's trying to sex your stink off of her as I write.


Danikabur asks:

I still didn't find the midget but there is a trail of Jack Daniels to my shoe closet. It doesn't go anywhere from the closet though. Any other ideas?

Blog Jesus answers:

Go to the nearest African American run S & M store.


SJ asks:

Dear Blog Jesus,

Is Labbie pretending he's getting laid again?

Blog Jesus answers:

He is actually pretending that he's pretending to get laid again. So very sad.


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The live stage is a dead end.

As always, I look forward to making your world right again.

- Blog Jesus