Wednesday, November 30, 2005

And Now Your Answers - Day 182

People, my people, my fine people, my fine, fine people. I thank you all for baring your souls to Blog Jesus. And now I shall answer your questions and lift you up where you belong:

Labbie asks:

Blog Geez,

I got some cake tonight, and I'm feeling good. Should I call her tomorrow, or let her sweat it out a bit then call her on the weekend for more?

In Him,

Labbie

ps: Skull-fucking is overrated.

Blog Jesus answers:

Why are you even calling her at all? You have her locked in your closet. Just open the door and ask her if she wants some dinner on Friday. Whatever her answer then just piss on her like normal and go about your day.


Da Buttah asks:

Hottie Haschem:

Tell Labbie to call her. Oh, and I do not have the bird flu, I have an allergic reaction to the flu shot I got before thanksgiving. Smite them for me Haschem. SMITE THEM!

Anyway, anyway you can help me do better on finals? Any advice? Maybe brain wash my profs into giving me the "A" i so desperately deserve?

Blog Jesus answers:

I have sent each of your professors a whore that will only scream "Give an A to Da Buttah" while servicing them. Your good grades are ensured.

________________________________________

The Veggie Tales support man love.

As always, I look forward to making your world right again.

- Blog Jesus

5 Comments:

At 10:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

How effective is it when Labbie screams "Give da Buttah an A" to her profs?

 
At 11:41 PM, Blogger Labbie said...

Blog Geez,

Let's recap, shall we? You've called me gay, serial killer, serial rapist, drug addict, illegal immigrant, Barbara Streissand, Bob Seger, and Sonny and Cher... Now, whore. WTF? I am probably the one of your followers that has stuck around the longest, despite the spite... But enough complaining.

How effective IS me screaming "Give Da Burrah an A" as I service her professors?

In Him,
Labbie

 
At 8:15 AM, Blogger Serra said...

Dear Blog Jeebus,
Will You, in Your infinite Mightiness, please smite those jerkoff asshats who list a shirt as white and available in all sizes in an ad, only for me to find that the only ones left are sage stinkin' green and only available in UberSmall?
Praise You and all that,
Serra

 
At 12:01 PM, Blogger sideshow bob said...

How is Your name does a fish get in a tree?

And do You send messages through the word verification thing? Mine said "poomelt"...what?

 
At 5:31 PM, Blogger Labbie said...

I meant to write da Buttah, with two T's.

 

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