Tuesday, November 29, 2005

And Now Your Answers - Day 181

People, my people, my fine people, my fine, fine people. I thank you all for baring your souls to Blog Jesus. And now I shall answer your questions and lift you up where you belong:

J.U. asks:


Which do you prefer: a silent, unnoticed arrival or an alcohol-fuled grand entrance filled with fire and brimstone and pain?

I'd like to know what I'm up against.

Blog Jesus answers:

I like a silent alcohol influenced arrival that leads to fire and brimstone. Go out with a bang, not in with one.

R.U. Serious asks:

Do you think that the Ask a Pothead vs. Yet Another Fucking Mommy Blog, or whatever it's called, is rigged against Chronic?

Blog Jesus answers:

The whole world is rigged against lovers of the pot. It's a global conspiracy lead by the Illuminati and the creator of Care Bears.

Da Buttah asks:

Hottie Haschem:

What the fuck yo? Why am I a phlegm bucket, but not sick?!! HELP!!

Blog Jesus answers:

All I will say is that is not Gatorade that you have been drinking.

SJ asks:

Dear Blog Jesus,

Does Da Buttah have Bird Flu or what?

Blog Jesus answers:

That is something between her and her pickle jar.


Hairy goats get more love than you think.

As always, I look forward to making your world right again.

- Blog Jesus


At 10:57 PM, Blogger Labbie said...

Blog Geez,

I got some cake tonight, and I'm feeling good. Should I call her tomorrow, or let her sweat it out a bit then call her on the weekend for more?

In Him,

ps: Skull-fucking is overrated.

At 8:29 AM, Blogger da buttah said...

Hottie Haschem:
Tell Labbie to call her. Oh, and I do not have the bird flu, I have an allergic reaction to the flu shot I got before thanksgiving. Smite them for me Haschem. SMITE THEM!

Anyway, anyway you can help me do better on finals? Any advice? Maybe brain wash my profs into giving me the "A" i so desperately deserve?


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